Since I can’t change her, and I can’t move to a different internet, sometimes I think I should write some L7 ACLs so I don’t get shit like:

30 weeks ago: grumpypants has added you as a friend.

a: I am going to go and see where we go
a: if we go 10 blocks away I am cutting off
b: [snip]
b: which is to say, if you’re willing to stop by create:space for 15m
b: i’ll ride anywhere with you.

I guess that time has come.