Old Hispanic Guy: “So I heard you’re the big boss now.”
Old White Guy: “No, I thought you were.”
OHG: “I was going to be, but they didn’t want a Mexican in charge.”
OWG: “Come on, this is the United States of America.”
OHG: “This was the United States of America.”

I love the service elevator. I think blue collar people tend be more cynical and have more of a tendency towards sarcasm, while white collar folks think that’s all unprofessional and rude.

Which is why I’ll never be successful.